If jessica simpson was a house, what entrance would you use?

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02-25-2008 7:28 PM

Xskball
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If jessica simpson was a house, what entrance would you use?

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Front Door

Back Door

Windows in the front of the house

Windows on the side of the house

Which entrance would be teh best?

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02-25-2008 9:18 PM In reply to

frznrp
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Re: If jessica simpson was a house, what entrance would you use?

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I'd barge in through the attic and make a mess.

p.s.: What the hell are the "windows in the side of the house" and the "windows in the front of the house" a metaphor for?

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02-25-2008 10:21 PM In reply to

Adelman
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Re: If jessica simpson was a house, what entrance would you use?

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ears and nostrils lol

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02-26-2008 12:52 AM In reply to

TREMENDO SLAP
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Re: If jessica simpson was a house, what entrance would you use?

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the front ... but through the doggie door, if you catch my drift.

02-26-2008 1:10 AM In reply to

frznrp
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Alright, I'm confused.

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02-26-2008 12:27 PM In reply to

Bedroom Bully
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frznrp:
I'd barge in through the attic and make a mess.

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02-26-2008 3:32 PM In reply to

Apollo Creed
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I'd dig a tunnel and burst through the kitchen pantry.

02-26-2008 5:16 PM In reply to

steved
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Best Topic on Random Stupidity today? Tick.

02-28-2008 2:01 PM In reply to

Apollo Creed
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steved:

Best Topic on Random Stupidity today? Tick.

Considering this turd bucket of a board probably gets less than one new topic per day, that's not much of a compliment.

02-28-2008 2:05 PM In reply to

Xskball
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