Obama confirms he's a BETA male, bowls a 37

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03-31-2008 12:04 PM

Xskball
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Obama confirms he's a BETA male, bowls a 37

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http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/2008/03/unfit_for_comma.html

Yesterday, Barack Obama continued his bus tour across Pennsylvania with a stop in Altoona, home of the creepiest mascot in sports. He didn't go to a Curve game, though; Obama went bowling!

And he bowled a 37. A 37! Some bowlers get as many points in one frame (30, for three consecutive strikes) as Barack Obama got in a game.

I'm not a good bowler, but we need our leaders to be the best in everything. What is Barack Obama going to do when Kim Jong-Il (an excellent golfer in his own right) calls him up at 3 a.m. and says he's going to nuke the planet unless Obama scores a 50 down at the Thunderbird Lanes?

Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey was somehow even worse, apparently.

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03-31-2008 1:46 PM In reply to

greenteam
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If he wins the election, he'll have a chance to practice and get better. The White House has a bowling alley in it.

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03-31-2008 2:12 PM In reply to

Xskball
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IF NOT, MAYBE MCCAIN WILL HIRE OBAMA TO WORK AS HIS BUTLER!

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04-01-2008 12:03 AM In reply to

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Wow. Who the *** cares?

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04-01-2008 11:39 AM In reply to

Xskball
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THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS. IT WOULD BE LIKE BENSON, PART II BUT IN REAL LIFE!

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04-01-2008 4:03 PM In reply to

Big Willie
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He's probably a good hoops player though. How's Hillarys tennis game?

04-01-2008 5:46 PM In reply to

Xskball
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FANTASTIC!

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04-01-2008 8:15 PM In reply to

AngryMan
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how the heck do you only bowl 37 ... I mean my 87 year old grandmother, blindfolded and spun around 4 times before every bowl get could more than that !!

I like the guy and hope he becomes your president ... but 37 !! damn !!

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